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• Michael Locke
  Michael Richard Locke (born 13 March 1979, Port Talbot, Wales) better known as Pancho is a professional skateboarder and a member of the Dirty Sanchez crew. He is often being picked on by other members of the team for his size. Both his parents are short, his father jokingly described the family as "vertically challenged".
  
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  Throughout the Dirty Sanchez series, Pancho is continuously getting things done to him while he's asleep, for example, one night while sleeping, Dan Joyce, another quarter of the team, cellotaped two purple dildos to his hands, and cellotaped his mouth shut. Other examples could be the constant shaving of his head and eyebrows and the others would put a 'D' lock around his neck, sometimes with other items attached to it.
  
  Even though Pancho gets this treatment while sleeping, he continues to sleep while in the company of the Dirty Sanchez team.
  
  In the film Dirty Sanchez: The Movie, released in 2006, he had many stunts performed on him including:-
  
  The team using superglue to seal his nostrils whilst he was asleep in a hospital bed.
• Having live liposuction in Bangkok without anesthetic as constantly screaming due to the massive pain. Dainton admitted he was nursing a hangover that day due to the redness of his face in the stunt during the DVD commentary.
• Being spray-painted green and having his clothes ripped up to look like The Incredible Hulk whilst falling asleep after drinking large amounts of vodka.
• Being whacked on the head twice with a trainer whilst asleep by Dainton.
• Being kissed by a ladyboy and retching afterwards.
• Eating insects & downing whisky at the same time in a game called "Bangkok Roulete."
• Putting a staple to the tongue.
• Having his eyebrows shaved off whilst he was asleep.
• Having his money stolen by the team and spent on casino games unknown to him.

His father was quoted to have said "sleeping is his fort�".

He also appears on Channel 4 tv show Balls of Steel as one of the 'Pain Men' along with Matthew Pritchard.

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