In protest at the financial crisis, drastic cuts in public services and the red-carding of Welsh Rugby Captain Sam Warburton almost the entire population of Wales is staging an occupation of Wales today.
It is understood that the only person not involved in today’s unprecidented action is Mrs Jone of Caerphilly who has gone to stay with her Sister Blodwyn in Frinton-on-Sea as she has been a little poorly recently.
Mr Ifor Toaster of Pontyclun told us:
“This country is going to the dogs, My wife and I have decided that enough is enough and we will be occupying our house for the foreseeable future, well apart from going to work, popping to Asda’s and going down the Social.”
“Have you seen that Downton Abbey? It’s a bloody disgrace the way the other half carry on. It was them who got us into this mess.”