Straight Man Gets Job in Cardiff Clothes Shop

Julian Burgerking from Llanrumney has achieved a life-long ambition by landing a plush job in one of Cardiff’s designer boutiques. What is more remarkable is that Julian says he is 100% heterosexual.

Julian’s former tutor at Llanrumney College of Mickey Mouse Subjects, Hiding the Unemployment Figures and Hair and Beauty, Mr Alfa Mail told us:

“Julian has always shown great a great flair to fashion and is even able to dress himself though he still needs some help with his shoe laces.

“Combined with his ability to string a few platitudes together he will be a great asset to Cardiff’s retail world”.

Burgerking will be doing four weeks paid work experience at the newly opened Chaps4Chaps store in St David’s Centre II.

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